April Fool's Day

What to do in an en bloc sale? First, you need wit. Second, you need wits. Here are some of the classic e-mail jokes that friends, acquaintances and strangers send me ... to keep me enthralled and sane, I guess. Since April is Month No. 4, I am enshrining four jokes for posterity on this April Fool's Day. 1. As 1 April 2011 is a Friday, I will start off with this story: It was Friday